It must be a Monday

I got peed on today. Not by one of my dogs, of course, but one of the other walker's dogs.

I was minding my own business at the end of the walk, when the other walker pulled up and let her dogs out. I assumed one of her dogs came up and licked my leg, from behind, as I felt a lovely, warm, wet feeling on the back of my leg. But upon further inspection, it was not. It was yellow.

Apparently this dog onced peed on her son, WHILE DRIVING. Slightly dominant behaviour, no?

So that was Monday.